Fire,'N Brimstone Coming At You!

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The continuing saga (or sagging) of a corporate public relations campaign in Hades. The Chief puts his pitchfork down and adds a little creativity to a dull newsletter .

Thus Spake The Chief.

We are directed to advise you that our new name and masthead for our corporate newsletter has been changed. The Chief has decided that our previous Corporate Newsletter Name, in spite of being vetted by the entire Editorial Staff has all the dash and passion of a turtle mating. So, the Chief has taken the matter under his creative control and renamed the Newsletter "FIRE 'N BRIMSTONE" to indicate the lively, informative and progressive nature of our operation here in Hades. Now, we have the banner under which we can proudly inform residents, clients, demons, devils, imps, gnomes and PR writers alike.

Here 'Tis, Sports Fans!

Gentlemen, here is the first new issue of our Corporate Newsletter. Renamed "FIRE N BRIMSTONE" by our fearless, creative leader it brings into focus all of our current newsworthy items and events. Please send all notices of events, pit news and promotions to Headquarters. Remember this is your paper. As our beloved Chief says, Hang by your thumbs!"

Pitchfork International No.666

The West Gehenna Chapter of Pitchfork International will meet this week at The Lugnuts Dining Hall and Stable at noon. Our speaker this week will be Demon Grover Smiggley-Ritz. His subject will be "Expanding Paradigms in Demonics." The West Gehenna Chapter welcomes all members and guests. Lunch will consist of Spiced mice over rice and aged absinthe with snail juice. See you there.

Cliche Of The Decade

Today is the10th ANNIVERSARY of the first use of the most over-used political phrase, "BUT, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS..." invented by Senator Barlow Barfley. No one has yet been able to come up with another such useful, ambiguous, artful and original way of evading issues. Congratulations, Barf, ol' boy!

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Thoughts For The Week.

"The only things you will wind up rueing,
Are the things you were caught doing."

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"First, let the fools rush in...
Then it's our turn!"

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Blues N Muse, News, No More Turtle Mating, The Chief Puts Pitchfork Down, Thoughtsn Trolls

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A retired art director, creative director, and blogger of "Count Sneaky's Journal" Will focus on humor writing.

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author avatar Mark Gordon Brown
6th Jun 2012 (#)

Do not let my wife see this, she will be forking out the money for a Troll in no time.

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author avatar Count Sneaky
7th Jun 2012 (#)

My wife works as a volunteer at the Society For Prevention of Cruelty To Trolls. What can you do?

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author avatar Sivaramakrishnan A
6th Jun 2012 (#)

Interesting - siva

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author avatar Count Sneaky
7th Jun 2012 (#)

Thanks Siva. I look forward to seeing you often.

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
11th Jun 2012 (#)

love it, love it, love IT!!! great piece and what lies below the words....peace and blessings oh Sneaky One..

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author avatar Count Sneaky
13th Jun 2012 (#)

Thank you. Thank you.
As you see, below the words lie another view of human foibles and humanity trying to find a purpose for itself. Peace and blessings to you, my dear. Count Sneaky

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