Fighting Girls

randytramp By randytramp, 23rd Sep 2014 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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Two girls verbally fighting. They mistake what I was trying to tell them.

Fighting Girls

Two girls were verbally fighting. Each girl was red in the face and their voices were loud. I quickly learned that the fight started in school. It now spilled over to the kid's program. I asked the girls to step into another room. They followed me and we began to talk about what was going on. Each girl took a turn saying what the other girl said. Of course the other girl would counter by saying, “I didn't say that.” It came down to both saying mean things about each other. We couldn't seem to get to a solution. An idea came to me and I told each one of them that one day they will marry. I explained that there are conflicts in every relationship. I also told them that in a marriage they would have to resolve those conflicts if the marriage were to last. Their attention was glued on me and I thought they were really getting my point. I continued to tell them to work through situations for a good relationship. I stressed the importance of learning how to “fight” right. I explained that a good marriage has rules when a couple is in conflict. One of the rules is not to say mean things to each other. It was then I looked at the girls and saw shocked looks on their faces. I then stopped talking and asked them to tell me what they learned. After about 3 minutes one of the girls looked at me and said, "I don't want to marry her." Surprisingly I said, "No, No, No that's not what I meant. The other girl relieved said, "I also thought you said that." I suspect that everything was lost after I said my first sentence. I restarted and this time stayed on their level. They hugged and all was good.

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Randy Tramp, Free Lance Writer,Newspaper Correspondent, Parent of 11 children (8 adopted), Traveled around the globe in the Navy, Safari in Africa, Worked at a Federal Prison

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author avatar GV Rama Rao
23rd Sep 2014 (#)

You'd do well as a counsellor.

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