Episode 2: The Wolf and the Crane

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A different look at our favorite fairy tales. What would the real Aesop think?

Episode 2

Episode 1: The Wolf and the Kid

Once upon a time, a big bad wolf named Wolf Around feasted on a goat greedily. He ate the goat so fast he ended up getting a bone stuck on his neck. He tried all he can to take it off but it was just stuck where he cannot reach it.
“Fuck!” he shouted.
As he was struggling to take the bone off, he saw his friend, a crane named Crane Berry.
“Hey Crane” he shouted.
“Can you use your long neck to take the bone stuck in my neck?” he pleaded.
“Sure!” answered his friend.
“What are friends for?” he added.
So Crane Berry put his head on Wolf Around’s wide open mouth and picked the bone out.
“Thanks Crane Berry” said wolf.
“You are wel…”
A loud eerie quack was heard all over India or Ireland. Then silence.

Moral of the story: “Even friends can fuck you up.”


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author avatar Barbara10Broek
30th Nov 2010 (#)

Very entertaining

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author avatar aesoplado
30th Nov 2010 (#)

There will be more :>

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author avatar mysterycollection
1st Dec 2010 (#)

I see!! You used the same character from the first episode! How creative!

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author avatar Denise O
1st Dec 2010 (#)

Nice but, do me a favor, pick one or the other country. LOL
Thank you for sharing.:)

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author avatar aesoplado
1st Dec 2010 (#)

I think I'll pick Ireland on my future stories. :>

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author avatar Mark Gordon Brown
1st Dec 2010 (#)

I kinda thought that was how the original story went.. maybe I am wrong.

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author avatar aesoplado
1st Dec 2010 (#)

its somewhat the same on some level but in a gruesome way :>

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author avatar mysterycollection
2nd Dec 2010 (#)

Yeah you should pick Ireland

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author avatar ppruel
2nd Dec 2010 (#)

include philippines also. this made me laughed.

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author avatar aesoplado
2nd Dec 2010 (#)

Good suggestion ppruel. Philippines will be involved in my future posts!

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author avatar Retired
12th Dec 2010 (#)

Yes, good

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