Don't Bake the Brownies

Tony Barnes By Tony Barnes, 15th Oct 2013 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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I love eating brownie batter...in fact brownie batter is better than the final product.

Brownies

I love eating brownie batter. In fact, the finished product isn’t nearly as good. There are often times where I buy packets of brownie mix that never make it into the oven. Now before you freak out, I don’t eat the whole packet in one sitting. But, give me a cup, a dash of water and a spoon and I am in hog heaven.

Years ago, my teenage sister in law was visiting. I had some brownie mix sitting on the counter. I told her and my ex-wife that I was going to get a haircut and my parting words were, “Do not touch the brownies…I will fix them.” I went to get my haircut and when I pulled back up to the townhome I could smell the odor of brownies baking. Grrrr…I was not happy.

When I got in the door I was accosted by both of them. They showed me the pan of brownies and were amazed at how thick they were. I WAS BUSTED! My wife didn’t know I was eating half the batter and she just naturally thought they were thin.

Years later, that same sister in law sent me a care package. Aside from cappacino and a few other munchies, there was brownie mix, a cup and a spoon. It was a stroke of genius. I was in the middle of the Saudi Arabian desert deployed to defend against a dictator in Iraq. And, suddenly I had a piece of heaven sitting on my military cot.

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Brownie Batter, Brownies, Dictator, Iraq, Saudia Arabian Desert

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author avatar Tony Barnes
I am a native Texan who spent 3 years in the Marine Corps Reserves and 25 years on active duty in the Air Force. I have been a Christian since 1985 and am an ordained minister. I am conservative politically and love to study history. I publish a mont...(more)

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author avatar Michelle Stanley
15th Oct 2013 (#)

Sometimes it's the simplest things in life that make us happy. I found this a pleasant read,

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author avatar Fern Mc Costigan
16th Oct 2013 (#)

Wow you are good contributor!

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