Count Sneaky's Terse Verse For The E-Quinox

Count Sneaky By Count Sneaky, 27th Jun 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/37uje-br/
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All the poets in Hades (And there are many) have contributed their best work to this effort edited by Count Sneaky. Something here for all shady tastes and warped imaginations and lovers of old Burma Shave signs.

Demon Love.

A fiend in charge of Dismal Glade,
Fell in love with a demon barmaid.
They celebrated their tryst,
In the gloomy mist ,
With a magnum of stolen Nightshade.

Daniella's Major.

A demoness named Daniella,
Would let no one forgetta,
She said, "I'm no fool,
I finished school,
And majored in Scarlet Letter!"

A Child's Garden Of Terse.

Have you seen, little one, what the world has to offer?
With rings and things and butterfly things.
But look closely, my child, it ravels round the edges,
With jaws, and claws, and, great hungry Things.

Graduate Python.

Demon Icon had a python,
All brown and reticulated.
He sent it to,
Python U.
Until it matriculated.

Diabolical Reward.

In a small corner of Perdition,
A demon worked with ambition.
His time finally came,
And insured his fame.
When the demon driven,
Was rewarded and given
Eight , fat, unrepentant deacons,
And the Last of the Mohicans!

The Raving Raven.

Demon Craven,
Had a raven,
Black as coal.
He loved to recite
Poems that incite
By people like Edgar Allen Pole.

A Little Doggerel & Drollery.

I had a little doggerel.
It's fur was white as snoo.
And everywhere I went,
Well, he went too
(What's snoo? I dunno,
What's snoo with you?)


Under The Bed With Fred.

I've got a monster named Ned,
And I keep him under my bed,
His skin is purple, his eye is red.
He has a horn on top of his head.
But, you can't see him, Uncle Fred,
Because his spectrum is infrared!

Tags

E-Verse For The Equinox, Tense, Terse Verse, The Curse Of Verse, With Malice Towards All

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A retired art director, creative director, and blogger of "Count Sneaky's Journal" Will focus on humor writing.

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