Count Sneaky's Meditations No.1

Count SneakyStarred Page By Count Sneaky, 15th Apr 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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Meditation is one of those newly fashionable trends from the East. It is a lot easier than Yoga, which is sweaty, and meditating can be done on the...well, most anywhere.


1. I was marching to different drummer
when he broke both sticks.
2 .I'm an organ donor, but you can have the
sheet music that came with the thing.
3. Fandangos are more fun than wingdings,
but they take more planning.
4. Consider this: You are the first and
last YOU!

5.I just got a robo-call from Hell confirming
my reservation.


1. Often a bride, never a bridesmaid.
2, The Happiness of pursuit.
3. He was sentenced two weeks of
Banjo Camp and 3 years probation.
4 Life is just a bowl of Cherrios!
5.I have a job,it's my mind that's unemployed.


One can always meditate on one's personal mojo..
.and just what is your "mojo", you ask. A mojo is the
sum of all the qualities, skills, and abilities one has accumulated so far in one's life. Now, one's mojo is
what one uses to navigate through our personal maze
and we use it daily even without knowing what is
around the corner. But, one never one?


The essential difference between meditation and other exercise is that it can be practiced anywhere and under most conditions. For example. the illustration above of three gentlemen waiting for their wives to finish shopping is a prime example of meditation in action. Try it today and get your mojo working.


Meditates, Meditating Meditations, Rancid Ruminations, Thoughts

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author avatar Md Rezaul Karim
17th Apr 2012 (#)

For me praying is the best meditation. Thank you for sharing your thoughts.

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author avatar Buzz
17th Apr 2012 (#)

Informative and entertaining.

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author avatar Delicia Powers
18th Apr 2012 (#)

Very clever...;0)

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author avatar Count Sneaky
25th Apr 2012 (#)

You're too kind, Delicia.
Thank you for your comment.
My best. Count Sneaky

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author avatar Rathnashikamani
19th Apr 2012 (#)

A different view at the technique of meditation from a different angle.

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author avatar Count Sneaky
25th Apr 2012 (#)

Meditation to me means being in the moment. So I look at things without looking them up or looking back. Does this make any sense? My best.

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