Count Sneaky's E-FABLES No.I

Count SneakyStarred Page By Count Sneaky, 12th Apr 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/3fjf0cbh/
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With the Sasquatch, Swamp Ape.and UFO legends, I have resurrected a little known denizen of blackwater swamps that is just as good a fable, and it has a mora, as all good fables must.

THE KITTY-WAMPUS...

The Kitty-Wampus is a nasty beast,
Who really just loves to feast
On things with teeth and claws,
Fangs and stingers and furry paws.
Fortunately it loves least,
The taste of humans and wildebeast.
In the swamp where it resides,
Safe from cars and pesticides,
It rules by fear and bluff.
To protect its great shaggy duff.
It's green, hairy, matted, and smelly.
It slinks,slides,and drags its belly.
But it, too, in nature has a place,
Even though I can't make the case.

BEWARE SWAMP STOMPERS...

So, down on the swamp blackwater,
The dreaded Kitty-Wampus gives no quarter.
Even his feet are big enough to stomp us
The fearsome, loathsome, Kitty-Wampus..

THE MORAL...

Never monster hunt in swamps unless you're writing a book
or filming a documentary for the History Channel.

Tags

Blackwater Creature, Nasty Beasts, Swamp Thing

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author avatar Count Sneaky
A retired art director, creative director, and blogger of "Count Sneaky's Journal" Will focus on humor writing.

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author avatar Rathnashikamani
15th Apr 2012 (#)

Wow, off-beat but very unique presentation.

I think you're an expert in cartoon drawing.
The sketches are outstanding.

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author avatar Delicia Powers
15th Apr 2012 (#)

Very creative, what a fun read...:0)!!!

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