Cool & Weird Ice Cream Trucks

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For all the ice cream fans out there, here is a post on some very unique ice cream trucks that you can find around the world.

I scream, you scream we all scream for ice cream!

There is an unlimited number of things that we enjoy every summer and subsequently miss during winter time. We miss lying down (almost) naked on the beach. We miss not worrying so much about what to wear and to just pick the first T-shirt from the closet. And what about sleeping with the windows open and not being afraid that you might catch yet another annoying cold? Even flirting has a better taste; it always gets more sweaty and intense during summertime! I hope you agree on that! We miss the sun and the good mood it puts in, in general. And the list is literally endless...

Allow me, please, to reveal to you something about myself: I personally miss ice creams! Those that I enjoy mostly during the hot days of summer, when it feels as if I am feeding on the sweet fluffy clouds of light! I start craving for my summer ice creams every time the weather gets better, around May. My lust for them ends around October. During the winter, every time the sun is not very shy, but offers generously its light and warmth, I rush to the nearest store for some taste of vanilla, chocolate or even caramel. Loving ice creams so much, I couldn’t but have loved ice cream trucks as well. There are some few ice cream trucks that don’t look like any other! If it ever happens to buy your favorite ice cream from one of them, you should consider yourself lucky. Here is why.

Pole Dance ice Cream Truck

Let’s start with the less politically correct one. For sure, your wives won’t love it. Not to mention that mothers won’t be happy to hear about this ice cream truck neither. Why? Well, an ice cream truck with girls dancing on its top is not exactly a place parents wish their children to visit, don’t you think!? The truck’s name is Aphrodisiac and sexy employees (all of them being young and good looking ladies) serve tasty chocolate ice cream to the happy, or even enthusiastic, male customers. You will find it in Hollywood, where else could it be?

The Italian Ice Cream Scooter

Most people trust Italians when it comes to food, fashion and good taste. There is a good reason for this: Italians know better! Or at least this is what I’ve heard by many... and not only in the movies of Martin Scorsese! Italian men and women crave for attention and they adore taking care of their looks. Naturally, the Italian version of an ice cream van must be stylish. The Italian ice cream scooter is actually a scooter motorcycle with some fine and elegant decorative elements that make it look very… well, Italian! It certainly fits in a place like Venice and it surely makes tourists stand in line.

The World’s Biggest Ice Cream Van

The Czech car manufacturer Skoda felt like celebrating the introduction of the new Octavia vRS last August and it did it with style and love for its fans by creating the world’s biggest ice cream van ever! It did it by simply transforming a 21ft monster truck into a child’s dream. Skoda’s ice cream truck toured Britain last summer offering tasty ice cream to children; something tells me they won’t easily forget that pink heaven that made their summer a lot better. In case Skoda is one of your favorite car brands, check for Skoda used cars, as I suspect that even if the ice cream van seems like a dream come true to your children, it won’t really fit your own idea of a family car.

Ice Cream Truck for Dogs

And now let’s move on to an ice cream truck that smells and tastes a lot different than any other, even if it looks almost the same on the outside. It is an ice cream truck for… dogs that are attracted by the truck’s wonderful (for dogs, that is!) flavors of chicken ice cream and biscuit bones. The dog’s ice cream is perfectly safe for them, as their ice cream is not as cold as the one we humans prefer. A group of scientists have made sure that the ice cream served to the… demanding dog customers won’t actually cause them any trouble. After this, I do think that we have to change the meaning of the phrase “lives a dog’s life”. We all know that it is used to describe a dull and boring life but it now seems that a dog’s life isn’t so bad after all! If the ice cream truck for dogs will ever visit your neighborhood you will know it by the Scooby Doo tune always playing in the truck’s speakers. Be careful not to spoil your dog too much…

Bonus: the Ice Cream Van in Jarmusch’s “Ghost Dog”

Last, but not least, is an ice cream truck that you won’t be able to find in the real world, as it has only appeared in the movies. I put it on this list mainly due to action that takes place there, in the movie. Basically, we have the owner of the ice cream truck, a French guy with no knowledge of English who, nonetheless, manages to communicate perfectly well with his only customer, a hit-man who doesn’t speak a word in French! This is a very peculiar ice cream van with two very peculiar characters that appear in a very peculiar movie by a very peculiar director – Jim Jarmusch. Sometimes I feel as if I could even sell a banana chocolate ice cream in the movie, even though I don't speak a word in French myself. Enjoy ice cream! “I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!”

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Dog, Ghost Dog, Ice Cold Ice, Ice Cream, Ice Cream Truck, Pole Dance, Pole Dancing

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author avatar Mariah
22nd Nov 2013 (#)

This is brilliant Johnny..
Loved it..thanks!

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author avatar Johnny Knox
24th Nov 2013 (#)

Thank you very much Mariah!!!

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author avatar Retired
22nd Nov 2013 (#)

Great article ... I loved the one for dog's ...

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author avatar Johnny Knox
24th Nov 2013 (#)

Starrleena it's my favourite one too!! Thanks a lot for stopping by and commenting!!

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author avatar Mark Gordon Brown
22nd Nov 2013 (#)

Those are the most diverse ice cream trucks I have ever seen.

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author avatar Johnny Knox
24th Nov 2013 (#)

Mark the most diverse ice cream trucks we all have ever seen!!
Thanks a lot!!!Thank you for the moderation and the star :)

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
24th Nov 2013 (#)

this is super John...and the pics are quite magical...

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author avatar Johnny Knox
24th Nov 2013 (#)

Thank you very much for your kind words Carolina!!

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author avatar vellur
24th Nov 2013 (#)

Great ice cream trucks!

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author avatar Johnny Knox
24th Nov 2013 (#)

Yes Vellur they are!! Thanks a lot for dropping by and commenting!

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author avatar Carol
24th Nov 2013 (#)

What a lot of fun, I love this!

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author avatar Johnny Knox
24th Nov 2013 (#)

Carol my pleasure to share this with you!! Thank you!

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author avatar Jack Goblin
26th Nov 2013 (#)

What an extraordinary and interesting article! Thank you for sharing!

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author avatar Johnny Knox
26th Nov 2013 (#)

Jack thank you so much for your kind words, thank you for stopping by!!

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author avatar Kingwell
29th Nov 2013 (#)

Cool!

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author avatar Johnny Knox
29th Nov 2013 (#)

Thank you so much Kingwell!!

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author avatar Retired
30th Nov 2013 (#)

Great ice creams...great trucks..

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author avatar Johnny Knox
1st Dec 2013 (#)

Thanks you for stopping by and commenting Anuprita!!

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author avatar Michelle Stanley
4th Dec 2013 (#)

This was nice to read. I like the K99 ice-cream truck best with their unusual flavour of the month. Michelle

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author avatar Johnny Knox
4th Dec 2013 (#)

Thank you Michelle! K99 ice-cream truck is really great! Thanks for noticing!

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author avatar LOVERME
8th Dec 2013 (#)

I scream, you scream we all scream for ice cream!......
my nephews used to say this years ago .........
but l still scream
just had one in the cold ...
but sans all I do so still

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author avatar LOVERME
10th Dec 2013 (#)

helllooooooooooooooooo ice cream for twooooooooo whoo u and weeeeeeeeee

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author avatar Ptrikha
16th Jan 2014 (#)

Great and I would scream for One IceCream!

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author avatar Ptrikha
16th Jan 2014 (#)

Great and I would scream for One IceCream!

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author avatar Retired
15th Mar 2014 (#)

I actually like the pictures. Cool and not weird!

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author avatar peachpurple
14th Jun 2014 (#)

ole dance ice cream truck would be banned in my country

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