Conspiracies with Wings

Joyce SinghaStarred Page By Joyce Singha, 28th Aug 2014 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/2hdb81rg/
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Political Humor: Any time there is an incident which is not pleasing to either the Left or Right, a conspiracy is born. Perhaps conspiracies have wings because they seem to fly around fairly quickly.

Right Wing Conspiracies

Whenever, a scandal rears its ugly head, a conspiracy is born. Somehow a scandal cannot be seen alone with its ugliness; there has to be a conspiracy attached to it. Take for example, the big bad wolf of IRS. Now, IRS affects every man, woman and child in this country so when all arrows mysteriously point Obama administration and its cover-up, it immediately becomes a Right Wing Conspiracy. Did Democrats forget, about 40% to 50% of the country is registered as Democrats which also include all illegals and ones who have yet to arrive. All those who try to stop illegals from voting also strangely enough, fall in the shadow of right wing conspiracy. Basically, all scandals, investigations, data, reviews, research, news, everything takes a dip in the tub of conspiracy and it is indeed a big tub!

Left Wing Conspiracies

The Left, never at a loss for words, emotions and propaganda, is ever ready with its conspiracy theories as well. They just busted one right wing conspiracy about Obama not taking more vacations than Bush or Clinton! Apparently, Obama has NOT taken as much free time as previous presidents which means he has been very busy with running the country; in fact he has worked so hard with this running business that he has run the country completely into ground! Surely this is right wing conspiracy! However, not to be left behind, Rick Perry has become the latest victim of Left Wing Conspiracy. I suppose the conspirers could not deal with runaway success of Texas economy or maybe they didn't like Rick Perry's glasses so had to conspire to bring them off his face.

Conspiracies Galore

Anyway, the point is that there are too many conspiracies now. It's becoming difficult to figure out whether they have wings on the right or left. What is clear is that conspiracies tend to fly around a lot with both left and right wings. I suppose whichever wings flap more, conspiracy heads in that direction. Unfortunately, for the Left, right wing conspiracies are in the lead. To be fair, the Left has to be given credit because they don't discriminate; they just lump all dissent under the umbrella of conspiracy; hence their lead in the game of conspiracy! Not to forget, conspiracies are merely unfounded theories much like other utopian ones that the Left prides itself on, most completely non-workable of course: money for all, all jobs for all, health insurance for all, homes for all; A+ grades for all; open borders, open marriages, open relationships; everybody is a victim; victimhood is might; and the best one of the lot, debt is king of all kings, forget not working, not earning; go borrow till you drop dead; it will all be taken care of under the auspices of conspiracies!

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Communism, Conspiracies, Conspiracies In Mulsim Word, Democrats, Left Wing, Liberalism, Republicans, Right Wing, Socialism

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author avatar Joyce Singha
Writer, Thinker, Homeopath.
Background in Literature, Films and Homeopathy. Interests in Politics & Human Idiosyncrasies. Humor is essential. Personal Blog at: http://joyce-iamwhatiyam.blogspot.com

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
29th Aug 2014 (#)

well done indeed...you laid it out most succinctly...

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author avatar M G Singh
29th Aug 2014 (#)

Nice post.

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author avatar Retired
29th Aug 2014 (#)

Zing! Brilliant satire, Lady. Thanks for this comic relief.

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author avatar Stella Mitchell
29th Aug 2014 (#)

I totally agree with Susan ...
This is a thoroughly well deserved star page Joyce .
Bless you
Stella ><

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author avatar Mark Gordon Brown
29th Aug 2014 (#)

I am not too sure I would call Obama being wrongly accused of taking more vacation days as a conspiracy, to me that is more of a lie. A conspiracy theory is like saying 9/11 was an inside job or that Sandy Hook was just a way to push for more security and weapons to be allowed, or to divert attention while the right to protest against the government was taken away.

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author avatar Joyce Singha
29th Aug 2014 (#)

You're right Mark.
However, this article is more on the lines of satire/humor and I suppose in this genre, one can mix and match :)

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author avatar A.M>CrewsAnita Crews
30th Aug 2014 (#)

Great job! My favorite kind of humor!

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