Chuck Norris jokes.

AtomicHaxxor By AtomicHaxxor, 4th Dec 2014 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/1ltem9h1/
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Collected some of the Chuck Norris jokes on the internet and piled them here.

Jokes

1.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
2.Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
3.A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
4.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
5.Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
6.What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
7.Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
8.If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
9.A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
10.Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
That is all.

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author avatar Sivaramakrishnan A
19th Dec 2014 (#)

Mighty feet and feat - nice share - siva

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