Blah blah blah Balloon Republic (the copy-paste wars)

SaigonDeManila By SaigonDeManila, 20th Jan 2015 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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A satirical poem about far away kingdom frequented by blogger.

Episode 2

(text crawling, trumpet blowing)

"In a different time zone ago
In a site, just across and very very near..."

this is the continuation of Blah blah blah Balloon Republic

Copy -Paste War

For over 700 days of my generations,
the Pacific-Jabiru tribes believes in truth
from old tradition of honest deeds,
respect the good in others
including the bountiful rewards
from good intentions inside the old Blob.
Today they are few and far between
scattered all over the globule dome
where blah-blah-blah rebel minions threatens to ruin.

Once a day conference virtually convenes
for the Pacific-Jabiru disciples to meet their minds
not to auction season tickets of their favorite team
but to renew their serious bows
for the Truth the Good and the Bountiful.
Few recognizes them but they are known
in shorter jargon of their noble order - J-Dye knights
symbolizing the righteous hue
against the dark side of blahs.
They became the unsung guardians
from violators of the changing rules
in the two year old Blah blah blah Republic

Before the bandits of genuine blah blah-blah
scourge the land for counterfeit substance
this J-Dye knights were foretold to come
and balance the Ying and Yang
from the humble Emperor Airwind
true ruler of old blah-blah-blah.
The pestering marauding blahs
able to seduce the system
with their cunning dark energy
in sensual looks and different genre
in record speed and volume
the Blob ages fast to pay them
rebates and equity never seen before.

The evil counterfeit plebe finally erred
as the J-Dye knights wage the wars
to battle them in scribbling wits
Some went exile in nearby Planet Wi-fi-Bats
embarrassing their modus and scheme
while the whole generations wait
if the gallant effort will finally win the tide
to restore faith in the crystal fragile
dome of amazing blah-blah-blah!

(to be continued)

Questions questions questions...

Are the exile safe in Wi-fibats?
Who will balance the opposing force?
Who will win the lottery of star badge?

Don't Missed Next upcoming Episodes:
-The Blah-Blah-blah Wars (The Emperor Strike Back!)
-The Blah-blah-blah Wars ( The Plagiarist Menace)

This 2nd blah is completely contagious blah-blah-blah aimed to be viral .
any similarities are fluke and unpaid garbage writing or satire in nature.
Some names and identifying blah-blah-blah details have been changed to protect the privacy of blah-blah-blah individuals that had been the inspiration of this blahs.
No protected animal were harm to extinction on the completion of this blahs.

Image Credit: Wiki Media Commons


Humour, Parody, Satire

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author avatar SaigonDeManila
Dear friends and foes: I am a teacher, a poet, an artist, self-published author on art & poetry, CSN Life Skill coach and an international marketer.

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author avatar Fern Mc Costigan
20th Jan 2015 (#)

Interesting post and awesome idea to post!

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author avatar SaigonDeManila
21st Jan 2015 (#)

Thank you..its a satire for something some of us easily identifies..😀

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author avatar GenkiWorld
20th Jan 2015 (#)

i think i missed part one, so i will be going back to read it and looking forwards for the continuation of this wonderful post!

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author avatar SaigonDeManila
21st Jan 2015 (#)

Thank you genuinely rod...i put the link on the first section after the quoted "scrolling text" also under satire category.

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author avatar Carol Roach
21st Jan 2015 (#)

I wonder what they will do next

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author avatar SaigonDeManila
21st Jan 2015 (#)

Hmmm...the story is still peaking to climatic twist... You can easily predict since you and I been there and still holding the passport on that baloon galaxy.

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