An autobiography of a fly (1)!

Asghar Khan By Asghar Khan, 28th Jun 2011 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/17pwn0nn/
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The fly tells us something important about the life and what they face before becoming fully matured !

I hope this would bring a smile on your face ( well, that is what I intend) !

People call me fly but sometimes they call me with the names which I can’t mention here.

I was born in a family which always bugged people.When I was born,I found myself in a smelly environment.First thing my mom taught me, was how to go for smelly things which people hated alot.Those places provide us alot of nutrition which is essential for our growth.

Once I flew with my mom in order to find some food.I thought I would go for some fresh food but my mom got angry and told me to first finish the “good food”,THEN move on to the fresh stuff.I was surprised because the other animals and birds liked the fresh stuff while my mom asked me to go for the dirty food.But I found out later that cockroaches and other insects like me also love these kind of activities.Anyways, that was my first adventure of finding food and I was disappinted,to be honest.

The time passed on and I became aware of the essential and non-essential stuff in a fly’s life.I learnt that people won’t let me go to pick the fresh tea,food and other eatables.So, I started to bug them as people would call my parents “buggers”.I now have a best hobby which I enjoy most; to bug people and make them come after me.I love their frustration when they can’t catch me.

I always love to help other flies when they become vulnerable in the hands of their hunters. I simply jump on to the nose or go near to the ears of a person and start to shout out loud.This helps sometimes as the attention of a hunter diverts and he/she starts to follow me instead of my other mates.So, that also makes me a social-worker.

( Well, mom is calling now so that I can go and bug someone in the kitchen and I hope that I would get "some good food" this time. I am not going to bug you, don't worry. You are just hiding behind the screen. Well, I would call my other friends in your country to start bugging you. Until next time, you can enjoy reading my assistant " Asghar Khan's" other articles. Hope to catch you soon, ta ta ! )

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Autobiographical Memory, Autobiography, Autobiography Of A Fly, Funny Stories, Funny Stuff

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author avatar Asghar Khan
I am an avid reader and an exquisite writer with the thirst of learning more and more. I love to write, proofread,and above that, Translation of English to Danish and vice versa. I am earning money!

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author avatar Asghar Khan
30th Jun 2011 (#)

Thank you Mark. I , sometimes, am casual in tags. But would definitely consider your suggestion. Thank you !

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author avatar S. Ali
30th Jun 2011 (#)

Lol .. well autobiography

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author avatar Asghar Khan
30th Jun 2011 (#)

LOL- Thank you S.Ali. I hope you enjoyed it :P!

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author avatar Buzz
30th Jun 2011 (#)

My friend. Its the humorous on your side that sells. You got the chuckle out of me there, LOL.

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author avatar Asghar Khan
30th Jun 2011 (#)

Buzz, my friend, I am pleased to know that it brought some laugh to you. God Bless... Always smile. You are a nice person ! Thank you very much for stopping by and commenting.

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author avatar Denise O
30th Jun 2011 (#)

Asghar, I am one that listens to Mark and a few others here and they have always been right. Mark has helped me with my pages more than any other moderator and I always go with his suggestion. He is only stirring you in the right direction. Trust me. I would also like to note, I get a lot of help by Johnny also but, Mark usually get my pages.
Also Asghar, I understand so do not worry about this...
When you end a sentence, you must put at least 1 or 2 spaces between each sentence. You should put a space after a comma, before the next word. Hey, just a few minor things. I would edit this page and change the things Mark suggested and maybe my two minor suggestion. I mean, I can see great things going here, it just needs to be tweaked a bit. Hey also, link some of your other pages at the bottom, that might get you a bit more hits on those pages. Dude, I am not trying to overstep my boundries, I am just trying to help. I can see part 2, part 3 and so on, on this story. As always, thank you for sharing.:)

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author avatar Asghar Khan
1st Jul 2011 (#)

Denise, thank you very much for the suggestions. I heard Mark and you and believe me, you would see some changes in the next articles/stories. I always appreciate the suggestions which would help ME as I know, it wouldn't matter to you guys if my articles/stories get hit or not. I really appreciate that, Denise. Thank you so much, lovely. And thank you so much for visiting this page and giving vital tips to enhance the writing. Stay Blessed.

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author avatar CG
1st Jul 2011 (#)

I loved this little piece, so I Tweeted it! :)

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author avatar Asghar Khan
1st Jul 2011 (#)

Thank you very much, CG for liking and forwarding it. I am very much obliged to your this act.

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author avatar ppruel
3rd Jul 2011 (#)

Just go a head dude Asqhar. the story made me smile...

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author avatar Prasul Surendran
3rd Jul 2011 (#)

Good imagination my friend :)

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author avatar Asghar Khan
3rd Jul 2011 (#)

Thank you ppreul and my friend, Prasul. I appreciate your views and commenting.

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author avatar Rathnashikamani
19th Jul 2011 (#)

Wonderfully humorous!
I laughed a lot when the fly said, "you can enjoy reading my assistant " Asghar Khan's" other articles"

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author avatar Asghar Khan
19th Jul 2011 (#)

LOL- thank you so much Rathnashikamani. I am pleased to know it made you laugh and this is what we should always be doing- to bring a smile on others' faces. Bless you, my friend ! :)

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