A Stalker!

Ivyevelyn, R.S.A. By Ivyevelyn, R.S.A., 11th Aug 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/1uv-yk4p/
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A stalker hiding behind a computer screen,
He waits on my 'Follow List" ready to strike,
He promises to read every word I write
He creeps to my page in the dead of night.

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My Very Own Stalker!

He promises when he thinks I am sleeping
He will attack my page with venemous intent
He is not smart enough to understand
He will identify himself with his own comment.

Perhaps he wears a mask on his face
Such a blank look but really quite sad.
However, I accept his vacant stare
He is the first stalker I've ever had!.

Where is He?

Stalkers hide behind trees and in vacant lots
But in this age of advanced technology
They can hide behind a computer sceen
And type a comment cruel and obscene.

I guess he'll outgrow his unpleasant behavior
And find another sport as an alternative endevour
Maybe crawling on the foor and catching roaches
Or hunt with traps along with other poachers..

He's BaaaaaK!

He will be on this page sooner or later
To encourage him, I'll mention his name
Come along Jerry, I am waiting for you
Show up now, you have had your cue!

If he goes into hiding and won't appear
I'll throw a grenade into his bunker
He'll come flying out like an injured skunk
Yes, that's Jerry, in a pathetic funk.

Maybe..............

Perhaps Jerry will give up his vengeful attacks
And realize that what he really lacks
Is a sense of humour and maybe he will accept
A gift from a friend from behind his back!

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Being Stalked, Stalkee, Stalker Threat, Stalking

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
I attended the City Literary Institute in London and have a Royal Society of Arts Diploma in English Language.

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author avatar Mark Gordon Brown
12th Aug 2012 (#)

Oh how I wish I had a stalker too,
Every stalker comment is a view,
Every word they write adds SEO,
Perhaps they are more friend than foe...

Welcome your follower take him to heart,
to stir up a fight just is not so smart....

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
12th Aug 2012 (#)

Mark Gordon: Thank you for your comment. However, I am defending myself, not stirring up a fight.

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
12th Aug 2012 (#)

Thank you, Mark Gordon,
Your comment given in verse,
Is reassuring as it reminds me too
That a stalker really has value for me.
If I catch another stalker, may I share him with you?
They hide in ditches and under clutter,
I'll go out with a net and a can of bug swatter.
I'll bring him back to Wikinut in an unconscious state
And serve him up on an old tin plate!

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author avatar David Reinstein,LCSW
12th Aug 2012 (#)

I keep my stalker in a stocking and hang it by the chimney with care ...you know when! It is mypersonal gift to His Jolliness (Santa) who doesn'tmind being stalked in the least:-}

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
12th Aug 2012 (#)

David
I'd hang my stalker in a stocking alongside yours,
But is this really fair to Santa Claus.
The reindeer would have to make an emergency stop
At a garbage dump and my stocking dropped off,

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author avatar Sivaramakrishnan A
12th Aug 2012 (#)

I will just say humorous, Ivy - siva

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
12th Aug 2012 (#)

Thamk you,siva.
I admit to laughing behind my computer screen
But really I need to defend my name,
Of course, my stalker lies in wait,
Maybe we should pray to dispel his hate.

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author avatar Shaunak
12th Aug 2012 (#)


I capture fleeting thoughts of mind
And Sings to him in the wind.

He knows hidden feelings and blues
On life slopes, in emotions' groove.

He errs in mistakes I make
And frowns in each virtues I fake.

He spies amidst winking of eyes
And watches every truth and lies

His comments have meanings deep
I read it again and I keep

He is the stalker on my page
Who follows me till i am wooe


Nice Page..

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
12th Aug 2012 (#)

Dear Shaunak:
Your verse is welcomed and it rings so true
I share my feelings with care for you. Ivyevelyn.

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author avatar Md Rezaul Karim
12th Aug 2012 (#)

In the beginning you are talking about computer software or a virus and later it has changed into a different one! Interesting as always. Thank you for sharing.

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author avatar Md Rezaul Karim
12th Aug 2012 (#)

What I mean is it seemed like!

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
12th Aug 2012 (#)

Thank your for commenting Rezaul.
On this page we share laughter and tears,
My friends' support dispel my fears.

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author avatar Jerry Walch
12th Aug 2012 (#)

I'm still here!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't you just love it Broom Hilda. You crying to Sam didn't help you much! Did it?

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
12th Aug 2012 (#)

I respect Sam as the top technical author and advisor for Wikinut.

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
12th Aug 2012 (#)

I promised you all he would be back
Hate and anger must still burn
I believe Sam gave him a timely warning
Maybe some sanity and remorse are returning
I notice I am not cursed with explicit insults
Sure I have some positive, supportive results.

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author avatar Jerry Walch
12th Aug 2012 (#)

Throw you grenade Broom Hilda. You cannot hurt me. I'm eternal and indestructible. I'll be with you forever!

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
12th Aug 2012 (#)

Do not correct an author with a Royal Society of Arts Diploma. Even I might might make a typing mistake. Perhaps you would like to display your credentials.

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
12th Aug 2012 (#)

He cannot see that I am laughing
I know I should leave well alone,
But he amuses me with his deadpan face
SEOs add up, I'm in the winner's place.

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author avatar GV Rama Rao
12th Aug 2012 (#)

Excellent.
I enjoyed reading your poem.
As for me, I'd like to be a spectator and watch the bout between you and the stalker. Box on.

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author avatar Jerry Walch
12th Aug 2012 (#)

"Gloves" is spelled "gloves" not "gkives". Didn't they teach you anything at that tight ass school of yours? As for you wearing the winners crown...keep dreaming.

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
12th Aug 2012 (#)

GV Rama Rao
I appreciate having you as a spectator
My gloves stay on and you will see
I will proudly wear the winner's crown
And Jerry, like a worm, will sneak underground.

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author avatar Buzz
12th Aug 2012 (#)

Ivy, dear, Mark is right... I'm an impulsive trouble maker myself. Not good stirring up a fight.:( C'mon, enough already. Everything's all right now. :)

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
12th Aug 2012 (#)

Buzz: I am right!. Do not accuse me of being a trouble maker when I am defending my name. I do not stand weakly by and allow someone to insult me. I will out-smart Jerry until he crawls under a rug. Meanwhile, I am collecting up SEOs. If Jerry's supporters would join in, the more the merrier. I am waiting for "Charles". i.e. Jerry- in-drag . Try to look through the comments and you will see that I have not once called Jerry an insulting name . Why don't you address Jerry's behavior, Buzz?
Everything might be all right for you! You are not the one under attack. How about Sam?
Love you, anyway.

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author avatar Jerry Walch
12th Aug 2012 (#)

Hey, miss Royal Stupid Ass, you will be dead, sinking, and in HELL before you make me crawl under any rug.You may not have had the guts to call me any dirty names, but you have impugned my intelligence on many occasion. You have questioned my masculinity several times by writing that "Charles is Jerry in drag, and you have questioned my patriotism. Also if you think that all these comments is helping your SEO, you are simply showing your ignorant fat ass again. They increase your page views but aren't helping your SEO Ranking one iota.

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
12th Aug 2012 (#)

I guess my friends on Wikinut wonder why on earth I am wasting my time. I am curious about Jerry's diagnosis and I am letting him out on his leash as far as he is prepared to go.
Actually, I am working on my page, "Primal Panacea" - Part Two, as I have just seen my oncologist hematologist.
By the way, I have relayed Jerry's message to Sam.

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author avatar Jerry Walch
12th Aug 2012 (#)

Oh, gee, Broom Hilda, you relayed my message to Sam, now I'm really shaking in my cowboy boots.What do you think he can do for you? Bann me from Wikinut? I'll keep coming back as different guest commenters everyday using dozens of different IPs. You still wont be rid of me, you ignorant fat assed broad.

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author avatar Buzz
12th Aug 2012 (#)

Ivy, dear, Wikinut has been your oyster as you battle your, well, the big C, and I'm very much aware of that from the very beginning. So it is counter-productive to the current treatment you are undergoing to stir this one up, okay? You may find this ironic but Jerry, much like everyone else, is a good friend if only you let him and open your heart to that fact. I know I wasn't always circumspect but I know myself to be wrong all the time, whatever.:)

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
12th Aug 2012 (#)

Buzz, dear: Wikinut has been the outlet to expand my writing career. There is no big C for me. This is taken care of by CAD, my doctors and my own faith. You cannot possibly know what is counter-productive to my current treatment. Have you thought about being afraid to reveal our feelings and bottling them up? This is dangerous for anyone's health. We need to speak out when attacked. I would not be able to accept anyone as a friend who uses abusive language and insults a woman.
"Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation, for it is better to be alone than in bad company".
We agree to disagree, Buzz.
Love you anyway, Ivyevelyn.

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author avatar Buzz
13th Aug 2012 (#)

Solomonic intervention from a friend to both:
1. Ivy, love, I thought there's been a truce since the last time between you and Jerry after you and Steve reconciled later.
2. It was not until you have this article published that you ignited an uncalled-for war that should have been laid to rest.
3. Jerry, that was very unwise calling her names. If she were a man, that would have been forthright. Don't know about sensitivity nowadays but it really isn't fair to be at loggerheads with a woman, let alone with the infirmity she has that she wanted kept secret.
4. After all is said and done, let forgiveness and friendship prevail at the end of the day.

I don't take sides. You're both my friends!

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author avatar Jerry Walch
13th Aug 2012 (#)

Buzz, the ball is in her court. I treat people the way they show me that they want to be treated by their actions, verbal or otherwise. As long as Broom Hilda continues to act like an ass hole I'll continue to treat her like one. the gender of the ass hole doesn't matter to me. I had left her alone for a while but she wasn't happy being left alone. She restarted the hostilities. If she comes to me with an apology and an Olive branch in her teeth, I may or may not cease hostilities toward her. Even if I do accept her peace-offering, we will never be friends.

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author avatar Buzz
13th Aug 2012 (#)

I respect your position, Jerry, as I do Ivy's. That's the least I could do to reconcile both friends.
But I hope there will be no escalation of hostilities. God bless both!

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
13th Aug 2012 (#)

wot a silly old fart you are bigotry your name hatred your game and illness your gain...

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
14th Aug 2012 (#)

Here we have an example of absolute depravity from a "Wikinutter".

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author avatar Mark Gordon Brown
13th Aug 2012 (#)

Wow, just wow. There should be more love in the world, less hate.

Ignore those who bother you and instead focus on the positive.

Life is too long and too short to be angry at somebody.

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
14th Aug 2012 (#)

Thank you, Mark Gordon, for visiting my page.

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
14th Aug 2012 (#)

I realize now that my words have been unnecessary in the face of such hatred and cruelty. I have faith in my belief in Jesus Christ that I am protected, and I now only feel compassion for those who are controlled by influence from an evil source.

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
14th Aug 2012 (#)

May this page rest in peace and my tormentors take their hate away from me and my work.

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
14th Aug 2012 (#)

Message from User "Buzz" follows:

Hi,Ivy dear, AOL is a strange browser and you should discard it in favor of Google Chrome or Firefox. It took Lewis Adler, a fellow Wikinutter, one year or so to find out why he couldn't log on to wikinut--his AOL browser.

I think you should take your mind off Wiki for a while and get much needed rest, dear. Let some time pass after that sad episode because it proved too much for you. Don't worry I will always be behind you all the way. God bless!

Love and hugs,

Buzzy Boy

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
14th Aug 2012 (#)

Buzz:
My Dear Buzz:

The "sad" episode has not proved too much for me. I am happy to have exposed an element on Wikinut which has a hateful aspect to it, along with their moderator. Now I know who they are and what they are capable of, and I choose to continue with some good work. They exposed themselves, with a little nudging from me. They reward each other with accolades and stars and attack those who do not agree with their views. I follow the Christian way of life and will continue to comment on their pages, without their style of insults and abuse.

Do not dismiss me please, Buzz, or I will dismiss you! I am beginning to wonder, my dear Buzz, if you are, in fact, an undercover agent. This would make an interesting follow-up page.

I have probably been through a great deal more turmoil than most of us and I do not need a rest. I swam six lengths of our neighborhood pool on Sunday and intend to do the same today. My conscience is clear, I have maintained my dignity and feel proud that I have clearly stated my opinions.

If you look at the follow-up comments on my page, "A Stalker", you will see an example of the hatefulness of a Wikinutter, Mark Gordon's comment, and my closure.

You sound so condescending, Buzz. I am trying to see exactly where you are coming from when you dismiss me. You left Wikinut and now you are back. I welcome you, but I am not going anywhere. I think you are perturbed that I came through this episode with flying colors.

I remain, wondering if you are still lovable, Ivyevelyn.

Copy: Mark Gordon.

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author avatar Jerry Walch
14th Aug 2012 (#)

And I have to wonder if you really want us to take our "Hatred" elsewhere. You tell us in one comment that you want to put this page to rest, and come back with this provocative comment about Buzz and a hateful element on Wikinut. You speak about your Christian beliefs, yet act like anything but a Christian. Perhaps the only one you exposed here is yourself and your true nature, which is anything but Christian. Your actions here display that you are even more filled with hate than those of us who you accuse of being hateful. The only difference between us is that we are more honest about our feelings than you are. We don't try to hide and suppress our real feelings the way you do.

"Copy Mark Gordon". How pretentious can you be?

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
14th Aug 2012 (#)

Page closed.

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author avatar Buzz
14th Aug 2012 (#)

That done, we start anew, each of us forgetting everything, including the thought of forgiving rather than remembering the forgetting to forgive! All Wikinutters are our friends. NO EXCEPTIONS!

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author avatar Buzz
14th Aug 2012 (#)

LOL, I got the phrase all screwed up! Love y'all. Good night!

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author avatar akram saqib
15th Aug 2012 (#)

Love to read the account of your stalker. great description

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
15th Aug 2012 (#)

Thank you, akram. I wrote this with a certain amount of humor and I appreciate your comment.

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author avatar Jerry Walch
16th Aug 2012 (#)

"I thought you closed this page? I guess you simply do not mean what you write!

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
17th Aug 2012 (#)

Go and write a page, Jerry. And take the most depraved of Wikinutters with you, i.e. cnwriter. Her comment:
"wot a silly old fart you are bigotry your name hatred your game and illness your gain".
How on earth did this happen on a Wikinut page? I forgive her for her ignorance and lack of respect. She has my sympathy. I am relieved that Mark Gordon witnessed this depraved comment by cnwriter.

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author avatar Jerry Walch
17th Aug 2012 (#)

cnwriter is a friend you, you bigoted dingbat, are not. As for me writing a page, Broom Hilda, I wrote and sold a 1,000 word article today for $100. How much did you make today with your writing?

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
17th Aug 2012 (#)

Unbelievable!

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author avatar BNelson
17th Aug 2012 (#)

Congrats on selling a page for that much Jerry. And thanks for the suggestion for the other site, perhaps I shall take that up in the winter when I have more time.

And of course I cannot over look the earlier like about Jerry in Drag. I would love to see that - men in dresses are sometimes better looking than women, it takes a very secure man to wear a dress. I have a picture of my hubby (Mark) in a goth dress with purple hair - its awesome.

Oh and men with nail polish and lipstick are hot too (assuming it's black).

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author avatar Jerry Walch
17th Aug 2012 (#)

Hi Brenda. You are definitely a riot. I did wear a dress once as a Halloween costume, but that was 40 years ago.

As for that article, I write for high-tech print publications and average $0.10 to $0.20 per printed word. My degrees are in engineering and related fields.

I definitely recommend applying to the site I suggested. Unlike some of the sites that we both write for, that one doesn't have a referral system in place so I will not get anything for recommending you but I consider you and Mark friends and friends help one another whenever they can without expecting anything in return. They will love you writing for their pet columns. They will also be lucky to get you. You can write as many articles as you want or as few as you want. Everyone on that sites staff comes from the print media and they run the site that way. It may take a few weeks for your application and writing samples to be reviewed and approved, so I would get the ball rolling now.

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author avatar 1realistutopian
19th Aug 2012 (#)

wonderful Sunday reading, although I can't figure whether the comments or the article itself is more entertaining. So thank you for sharing!

You have to keep a sense of humor about it all, even with the reality of a stalker...I Know! It's no fun for the victim...that is unless you realize that you must be pretty awesome to have someone obsess over you, right?

Don't fear the cyber stalker, for they have no existence in the real world.

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author avatar Jerry Walch
19th Aug 2012 (#)

Don't we?

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
20th Aug 2012 (#)

A man in a dress? How horribly sick.

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author avatar Jerry Walch
20th Aug 2012 (#)

Really, Broom Hilda? Men and women, real men and real women, cross-dress at costume parties all the time. Only a woman insecure in her own sexuality would think it sick.

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
20th Aug 2012 (#)

I do not attend those kind of parties. Try to pray about your anger and hate and ask for a release.

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author avatar Jerry Walch
20th Aug 2012 (#)

Why would I want to waste my time praying for anything? If I thought praying did any good, I'd pray for you, because, my dear, you desperately need some serious loving. Maybe if you had some real sex you wouldn't be as screwed up as you are. As for not attending those kind of parties, why not go as Lady Godiva and let it all hang out?

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
20th Aug 2012 (#)

I have been advised to ignore your offensive and disgusting remarks. Now go away!

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author avatar Jerry Walch
20th Aug 2012 (#)

I will never go away because you love me too much!

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
21st Aug 2012 (#)

That's right, Jerry. When I am lingering on my death bed, I will ask to see you. You will come into my room with a rose in your hand and a big bunch of sour grapes!

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author avatar Jerry Walch
21st Aug 2012 (#)

You want me in your room right now and you know it, so why not be honest and admit it? What was that about you paying a special visit to Victoria Secrets just to find something really sexy to wear for me?

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
21st Aug 2012 (#)

Jerry: I went to "Victoria's Secrets" to find something sexy for you to wear. You have already admitted to "cross-dressing".

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author avatar Jerry Walch
21st Aug 2012 (#)

Not a problem, but will you be able to handle it when I put my masculine clothes on your naked body? After I put my clothes on you we can walk down your street arm in arm, waving at all you neighbors.

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
21st Aug 2012 (#)

We won't be walking down any street, Jerry. When you are wheeled into my room on a gurney and the nurses tip you on the floor, I will not be able to help you up to wear the sexy undies I have for you. It takes months to heal from a sex change operation.

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author avatar Jerry Walch
21st Aug 2012 (#)

Where do you livr? Tell me so we can get it on! I'll pay you a visit before the operation you say I will be having!

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
21st Aug 2012 (#)

Did I say which sex you are changing over to, Jerry. I think it might just be an enhancement. Who knows what you are hiding under your fatigues.

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author avatar Jerry Walch
21st Aug 2012 (#)

Listen up bitch, I have more now than you ever had and probably more than you can handle. If you just sampled what I have you would think that you had died and gone to that heaven of your.

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
22nd Aug 2012 (#)

With language like yours, I don't think you would even be allowed on our street.

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author avatar Jerry Walch
22nd Aug 2012 (#)

Really, bitch? Who will keep me off it?

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author avatar Ivyevelyn, R.S.A.
22nd Aug 2012 (#)

If my husband was alive, he would have to scrape you off the bottom of his shoe. Now check yourself into a psychiatric hospital and call me a "bitch" again and I will reveal your history with a new page. Mark Gordon has told me to ignore you and this page is closed so go and get yourself some help. I will not be reading any more of your pathetic attempts to get my attention.

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author avatar Jerry Walch
23rd Aug 2012 (#)

Your husband, if he was alive, would run from me BITCH!!!!! Go ahead, write your new page, give me another page to call you BITCH on. As for "Mark Gordon", I doubt that he has told you anything regarding me.

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