5 crazy things about Las Vegas

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Funny crazy things about Las Vegas. There are many crazy things about Vegas and I'm not done yet with just one post, you will get more

5 crazy things

5 crazy things about Las Vegas

1. Most people here work two jobs

Yes, most people here have to work two jobs to make the money. Why? This is because their employers won't comply with Obamacare
so they cut corner and will not give out full time hours so they don't have to pay insurance benefits. So, you can only get like
20 hours from one employer than you have to hunt for another one. So, your co-worker might be a hooker on the side, you'll never
know, this is Vegas.

2. You have to have 38ddd and be less than size 5 to get a

If you want to get those high paying jobs on the strip, you got to look like Kate Moss, have 38ddd, and be six feet tall with
a very angelic light complexion or else you're not getting it. After your 6th jobs interviews, you will know I'm not joking.
This is why there are so many people unemployed cause most jobs are looking for models. Models to serve burgers.

3. Screw federal laws

What federal laws? What? federal flaws? No, Vegas do not play by those rules. We don't do no laws here. We're the mob.
They mob you everywhere. They fire you the second you're ill or that you're pregnant cause they don't want to pay you benefits.


4. What sexual harassment

Its very common for employees and bosses to get together in Vegas. You don't know, but it happens all the time. That's how
you keep your job in Vegas, sleep with your boss. They all know the deals here. So ladies, if your husband is a big boss
here in Vegas, you will get a divorce soon cause he smells like his employees after work.

5. going home broke

Broke and homeless and that is the slogan of living in Vegas. Why people take the bus so often here, being good looking, with a job,
and everything else. Oh, they gamble their way to the bus. Sorry, gambling is only for smart people. You will sell your home
and your wife if you gamble here in Vegas cause gambling isn't for the average Joe.

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author avatar SaigonDeManila
3rd Jun 2016 (#)

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