25 Rules Men Wish Women Knew

Mr Arrogant By Mr Arrogant, 12th Jul 2010 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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Men are really helpless near Women sometimes as they do not understand many things but men wish they could understand certain rules we wish they would know.


1. If you think that you are fat you are. Please do not ask us.
2. Sometimes, there are times, when we do not think about you. Live with it.
3. Shopping is not a sport which we fancy.
4. Great Travelers and Voyagers like Christopher Columbus did not need directions, so we also don’t.
5. Anything you wear is good, fine and perfect. Really !
6. You have plenty of clothes with you. Do not think you have less and buy more and more everytime.

7. If you want something from me, ask. Giving me confusing hints won’t work.
8. We do not know what day it is or what it is coming. If you really want us to know anniversaries, mark it in the calendar.
9. When you want to say anything, say it whatever or whenever, during commercials.
10. Most men own about 2 to 3 shoes. So we would not be able to guess which show it better or best out of the 35 to 40 shoes you possess.
11. The perfectly acceptable answers are either YES or No.
12. If you want someone to be our best friend, it should not be your MOM.
13. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
14. You can either ask me what to do or how to do it, but not both.
15. If whatever I said, can be interpreted in two ways having two meanings, and one of those meanings makes you sad, angry or hurt, understand that, I meant the other one.
16. If you are wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses, you do not have the right to complain us for having stared at your boobs.
17. Crying is blackmailing
18. All men know there are 16 colours. Peach is a fruit, not a colour.
19. Your ex- boyfriend is an idioit.
20. Anyone can buy condoms. Its not only just men.
21. Telling us that the models in the men’s magazine are airbrushed makes you jealous will not stop us from buying and reading those magazines.
22. Refusing sex doesn’t make me gay.
23. Do not touch any of my electronic gadgets and appliances except for the ones that’s in the kitchen .
24. Sex is always a great birthday gift.
25. don’t give us 40 rules when 20 will do.


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I am a blogger, who write in my blog Blaber Blogger, http://www.blaberblogger.com . I am interested in articles related to travel, lifestyle, food, entertainment, internet and blogging.

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author avatar LOVERME
4th Oct 2010 (#)

there is only one rule i know about knowing women


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author avatar satan fury
5th Oct 2010 (#)

Hahhaha. I enjoyed this post a lot.

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author avatar Denise O
7th Oct 2010 (#)

I love #15...
I am sure my hubby has thought that, a lot over these last few decades.
Young man, you gave me a good laugh today, thank you.:)

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author avatar AnnH
31st Mar 2011 (#)

Nice post, very funny.

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