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It all could start with "Damn, I should have done that!" or it could end with, "I did it!" Life is like the fork in the road when it comes to opportunity, you only know what you should or should not have done after you did it. This is that story.
Making people to laugh isn't easy, but this lady really achieved it.
This is part one of the pirate's gold and introduces Jimmy the five fingered hand and Slip the evil slipper.
This is a funny list of things that bother me in the house and how I react to them.
It's a funny thing, but I thought up this article as I was walking up the road to this library I am doing this article at. It is a set of thoughts and musings on current politics and situations. I hope it is at least interesting.
Don't you just love it when you're really into a movie and the next thing you know is you're coming in to land and the screen goes off with not even a: that's all folks.
This is part three of The Cycles of Thirst in which I have to find the hero in me pretty quick to beat it out of the coal shed.
Find out how much of an Albertan you really are. Did you grow up in Alberta, do you love Alberta, are you a true Albertan? Take this fun quiz. Keep track of how many "yeses" you get and check at the bottom
There are several words that do not make sense in English, but native English speakers do not question them like people following a religion do not question inconsistencies. I am going to highlight a few that amuse me.
If it's funny, and I can't find a better category for it, I have posted it here. Enjoy!
I love cocoa (especially hot cocoa) and I want to list the many reasons why. It makes me feel good and I want to make others feel good too.
Make the time count for your well being. Use a structured analysis of the time to use for different things around the house or out of it. Travel or play, health or leisure – if you are aware of the limitation set by time, you will realize how precious it is.
Why I drink Coffee, and what I'm like without it. This is for Coffee Addicts everywhere who get grumpy without coffee. It is short but it is written to prove we are normal!
Mystery Kitty gives beauty advice to women who need it. Enjoy satire for a cat friendly generation.
This is a man's "Tongue-in-cheek" look at the joys or not, of a trip to the shopping mall, it is a job that has to be done, but in my mind the sooner over the better
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