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This is a man's "Tongue-in-cheek" look at the joys or not, of a trip to the shopping mall, it is a job that has to be done, but in my mind the sooner over the better
Baseball used to be called America's game ever since I can remember but lately it appears that Football has now become America's game. So which is it?
In this article, Brian rants about his concerns with shopping cart etiquette.
Every now and then I think about money and relaxation. This is my favorite leisure time management activity. Invariably, I end up writing an article about it and…so here we are. Time and leisure are like thieves who walk hand in hand. I find it difficult to tell the two apart…exce...
This is an update of the news item present in the online papers today. It concerns the hardware and software developments in your underwear so do not move an inch without reading all about it first. There is every chance that there could be explosions all over the place…and some spa...
Here is another serious look at the humorous side to time management. Free time does not require much management. We bring the cat into the article to find out how it manages time so well. We also see how technology is busy helping us spend our time so well.
This is just a humorous article about vacation or leisure time management activity. It tells you some good points as points out some absurd ones too…for those of you who are open to the funnier side of life. Gardening or travel catching and pinning butterflies or pretending to catch...
The rise of the Cougar lifestyle. It's not always intentional, But it is nearly always funny.
I've just recovered from a severe and painful allergic reaction to some sausages I bought at the local supermarket. As this has happened on various occasions before, I suspect that I'm "suffering" from MCS (Multiple Chemical Sensitivity). I personally think my body is reacting correct...
Why does it seem as if society teetering on the edge of catastrophe? Reason and logic are taking a backward step while frustration, depravity, and despair seen to be leading and guiding all too many people. The state of the economy, bumbling from one recession to another has a large p...
It is common for people, particularly the elderly to regard periods in history as being the best times in terms of morality and happiness. However, a closer look reveals not-so dandy doings.
Coming into 'The Wikinut House'.... I got a little something to share with you... Now don't get up my people.. Ha ha ha....okay well if you insist Come on now..hit the lights..the Pugcheekawawa is coming through....
There is probably no society in all of history that did not have a crook or two. Now of course we would all want to stay on the straight and narrow in a good society, but there will always be those who will choose to go after things that do not belong to them.
Everybody wants that lucky break, until they realize that it is better to get it with understanding, experience and purpose, no matter how much they temporarily fail in a short range way.
Animals look adorable with their cute noses and big brown eyes, but some can be downright nasty. Squaring off against an enormous beast is a tricky situation that demands quick thinking. You must either turn yourself into a bad target or disappear at a moment’s notice.
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