The Foot in Mouth Moment of my life....

shallimarRose By shallimarRose, 23rd Apr 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/38o5fo_k/
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Have you ever thought of saying something and it sounded so good in your head but then came out not at all what you had intended?? You know, that foot in mouth moment.. the biggest faux pa, the one when you would do anything to suck those words right back in?? well this is mine...

All Brides Are Beautiful

So here is my biggest faux pa.....My Foot in Mouth moment....the stupidest thing I have ever said....
Have you ever thought of saying something and it sounded so good in your head but then came out not at all what you had intended?? OK so My eldest daughter was married in June 1991... She was just breath takingly beautiful and I cried through the whole thing...
Fast forward about two years.... I am at my nieces wedding.... Everyone is toasting to the bride and groom.. I raise my hand...Now I had not had a thing to drink yet so surly I could pull of a great toast for my beautiful Niece??????
OK, I get up and I start my toast...

"Everyone raise your glass ....I want to address this toast to my niece Amber (raise my glass) The most beautiful bride I have ever seen"... (then for some reason I expand my comment and say) "and this is coming from someone whose daughter was recently a bride"

OMG, you could hear the gasps for air encircle the room... I look up and my daughter is mortified..... Even my niece is obviously disturbed by my comment... WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY THAT EVERY WOMAN MAKES A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE.... OMG!!!!!!!
Baby girl when you read this.. again I am sorry honey.... 20 years I have been apologizing for this lapse in judgment....This huge faux pa…….

and I still have not heard the end of it lol

shallimarRose

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Family, Humourous Stories, Kids, My Daughter My Bride, The Dumbest Thing Ive Ever Said

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author avatar shallimarRose
Born Barbara Ann poet/lyricist.
poetry with compassion, rhyme free verse & some romance/mild erotuca..
married w children

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