Sayings to tickle your funny bone part 2

Prienderen Moodley By Prienderen Moodley, 21st Apr 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/nq3_9unp/
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Part two of the jokes, wit and sayings to give you a break from hectic schedules of life and take a look at the lighter side of life

Laughter is the best medicine

(1) The only way to guarantee that you don't cry over spilt milk is to not have any milk at all.

(2) I see the light even in total darkness.

(3) Most learners have "math-aphobia"

(4) The only thing more transparent than glass is a person with hearts in their eyes

(5) We don't need an electricity meter to read the electricity between two people, all we need is a "love-meter"

(6) You take all my breath away and half my heart, so you may as well take my lungs and my blood as well

(7) Maybe you can read me like a book, but you were never that good a reader anyway.

(8) If you want to give me food for thought, give me a hamburger and I'll give you my thought

(9) When u talk it's like music to my ears but when you sing it's like a wasp sting to my ears

(10) Tackling your issues is like tackling a hungry lion in the dark




Here are some of my other pages that you might be interested in:-

Labelling the face
Gunning for the death penalty
Walking cleanses the mind, body and soul
Feeding the eternal soul

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Funny, Funny Stories, Funny Story, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humorous, Jokes, Wit, Witness, Witty

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author avatar Prienderen Moodley
Writing is about the heart, I want to touch peoples' hearts about something important like love. If something touches the heart, it makes it thought provoking.

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