Paul The Octopus-No Super Star

By suny, 31st Jul 2010 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/y46vcy90/
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Paul you can do wonders for us as we see our only hope in you, Please come to India.

Paul The Pal

Paul the Pal

Was it Carles Puyol? No this was our Paul the pal who is playing all the tricks ,13 out of 14, that’s wonderful, if I get even 10 of the 100, no, perhaps 1000 , questions answered by you Paul, I shall be very fortunate, I think ninety percent of the problems we are facing here would be gone. Before I ask you the questions please tell me weather you answer questions related to football only or you answer some more complicated ones like I have them for you to answer, tell me fast before some of them may fry you alive as you are telling so many heart breaking truths.
I hear that in Germany people are singing songs in your praise oops I mean blasting you with anti Paul the pal ones but I hope you are not scared as Oliver Walenciak is a good guy, he won’t let people take you for making them a good tasty sandwich called “sandwich the Paul”.
Do you know Paul people are just crazy about you in India and some of them are even standing outside my home in a queue with the same request, yes suny go grab him, you can do it go get him. I am seriously planning to apply for your migration to India, where you shall be treated with utmost respect as you shall be able to solve some of our problems, as we shall at least know where we are missing out despite our best efforts.

Questions for you:

Our Parrot

1 Shall we have some good leaders, who shall do more than shaking and waiving their hands during elections?
2. Are there any chances India would ever qualify for football world cup?
3. Shall our big business houses would find it worthwhile to invest more in India
than go out and buy all the sick units on sale?
4. Shall be able to persuade Swiss banks to give us the details of the accounts
the Indians are having their, the money that would be as much as to account for
half the money that is their in Swiss banks
5. Shall we ever have players as administrators of the games bodies in place of those over seventy may be a little more, politicians who know so much about sports that they can send Suny Gavaskar and SachinTendulkar for football world cup and Wichung Bhootiya for a Wimbledon cup?
6. Shall be having a constitution that gives equal rights to all Indian citizens irrespective of cast and creed?
7. Shall our media would find it worthwhile to show the sunny side of India in place of the snake charmers and all the beggars?
8. Shall we ever be free from the red tape system that we are facing, that is blocking all the Developments we could be enjoying?
9. Shall our future generations would have some pride adapting to some of the great things of our past generations?
10. Shall I ever have a few more "star pages" here?
I know your answers but I shall still be very much interested to know them from you and would be delighted if you prove me wrong every time.
I would like to bring to your kind notice that we have our own forecasters and some of them are really very good and you can see them on every News channel on of our television, but they will tell you more about your love affairs, your success in business, your exams even about your future son in law and daughters in law, even they can tell you the color of your shoe that you are going to purchase on any particular day weather or not you have enough for making your day’s grocery for that day in question.
Then we have our parrots doing all the forecast for you, dime a dozen on every footpath with those cards, where all the nice things written on all the subjects, but none like you Paul the pal and to top it all you can be our only hope and super star soon.
So what say Paul, coming to India?