Our Company is Going strong! By Alabama Standards, that Is.
Our (my) company is thriving (we are still alive) and we would love to share our end of the year report with all our supporters.
- Our yearly company report
- B n B
- Why we stay with them
- Technical improvements
- Promoting from within
- On the job training
- We value all (mostly me) those that work for us
- End of the year party
- Bugg and I
Our yearly company report
As CEO (main talent) I would love to report on our (my) company. We have decided (no choice, he is 'the star') to name our company Bamabuggah incorporated (what we are incorporating, who knows), the name just has that certain ring of success (we will take any help at this point) for us to go even higher in our field of business.
Bugg smiled so big, when the board (me) members unanimously voted for our (my) new company name.
Bugg meant no disrespect (Sure!) to his co (Bugg knows he does it all) workers, when he showed so much joy after hearing the news of our (me) board members decision.
Bugg is just so happy that we would honour (why hurt the stars ego, eyeroll) him by naming our (my) company after him.
Bugg was so overjoyed that the board (me) members would show him so much love (If the 'star' is happy, the whole household is happy) and respect, by doing so.
We would like to thank all (mostly me) our employees. They seem to have no problems working together (like nailing jello to the wall) in making this one top notch outfit.
We would like to thank one of our backers. Though he has decided for the good of the company (and his reputation) he wants to remain (the restraining order was just delivered to our home office) a silent partner. We would like to let you know, just how important he has been to our (my) company.
This young man has done all he (I will be his mother in law) can to help our (my) company become the best it can be. My daughter so graciously (Her birthday is coming up) snapped this photo of the man that so generously (trash heap or me) donated the camera that makes this all happen.
B n B
We (Me) have always encouraged our employees to branch (Get off their butts!) out and be all they (some one has to get the mail) can be.
Two of our employees have branched out (They know this is a dead end street) and have started their own (<eyeroll>) business. B&B (Bad & Broke) mailroom has just opened their doors.
Bugg and Uncle Billy have been working very hard trying to make a go of their new business.
Uncle Billy delivers Bugg the mail, Bugg is always eager (yellow lab, insert anything in mouth) to help Uncle Billy out. Their team work is remarkable (If you have no other options) and helps keep their business thriving.
They have made a few (Daily) mistakes.
Why we stay with them
We stay with them because (We have no choice), they are a well oiled (If I yell, get the mail!) machine, that we just can not do without.
Our equipment manager (Me) has been working very hard to keep this operation afloat.
Our equipement manager (Me) decided that we could use a update on our Alabama scanner. We must move up with the times!
Our equipment manager (me) called the head office (my head) and informed them, we need to upgrade.
Our head office (my head) went on a hunt and after 1 hour (Some one has to sit and watch 'the star') they came up with some new and improved (found more stickers) parts.
Now our photo lab technicians (me) can now scan (bend over and have a better shot of taking a clean picture of a picture) our photos with so much more ease.
Promoting from within
Our board members (me) have decided to promote from within.
We (me) have found that, with our limited (0) budget, we should give each employee (ran out of family members) a chance to move up and have a bit more responsibility.
We (me) decided (no choice) to let our hairstylist Dan, have a bit more responsibility and also allow him to make more money (If I'm happy, I spend less of his money) and have a even bigger role in our (mostly me, tyvm) company.
Dan did this so (I would shut the pie hole) we could keep this operation in tip (of a sinking ship) top shape.
On the job training
Uncle Billy starts off (grown man, can't throw) by showing Dan/hair stylist, the ropes on how to place the Alabama frizzbie (as if he can do it) so the photographer (me) can snap the perfect (as good as this shoddy camera will allow) picture of the star.
Uncle Billy/do what I say/co owner of B n B, was so happy to show (did I mention, grown man, can't throw) his fellow co-worker Dan, how to toss the perfect (at least get it up in the air) pass.
Billy was so pleased (now he doesn't have to do this) to show Dan all he could, to (pass this off) help Dan have a bigger role in our (my) company.
After 15 minutes of showing Dan how to (still throw like a girl) master the Alabama frizzbie, Billy allowed (I told him to get) Dan to take the reins.
Dan was doing just fine (The photographer was hit in the leg, twice!) as our photographer (Me) was about to take the perfect shot of Bugg, jumping for the Alabama frizzbie, then disaster happened (<eyeroll>).
The photographer (Me) complained to the head office (my head) about the dangerous working conditions.
The head office had to re-think (fire his butt) about Dan's role in the props department.
We (me) have always been very generous to our employees (they get to eat!) and this holiday season is no exception.
Our (mine) company had taken (Made the hubby give me a few bucks) out a loan and we (me) gave each employee a wonderful (dollar lottery ticket) bonus this year.
We did this because of all the (oh okay, what ever!) hard work they have (avoided at all cost) accomplished throughout the year.
As you can see, Dan our hairstylist/no longer in props, was so excited (he was just fixing to leave the house) and pleased with his (In the state of Alabama, I get half) bonus.
Dan could hardly (run out the door fast enough) contain himself.
We value all (mostly me) those that work for us
We (me) have a few more employees that have happily (better to just do it) joined our team since our (Mine tyvm) last company report.
Marcus has offered (No choice, I gave birth to him) too help out as much as he can.
Tristan my grandson (he can't walk, let alone run away), has also been a tremendous help.
Dan, Billy and Bugg have all decided (I control the TV remote) to stay with the company and help make it into the best production company (On our street) out there.
End of the year party
Our end of the year (I must feed them) party. Was a great (no one was arrested) success.
Our kitchen staff (me) served a lovely punch (red kool-aid) and our (mostly me) company even made sure our employees (most employees, as in me, passed on it) had the best vintage (Shine, supplied by Bubba, on collard green lane) of (none) bubbly we could find.
That night our hair stylist/part time caterer, supplied a box of freshly (brought home from his morning meeting) made dunk'in donuts.
We will cut no expenses (There's none to cut) for our (mostly me) employees.
When I snapped this lovely (finally got them away from the punch bowl) photo of our crew, Bugg looked (ashamed) adoringly at his crew.
Bugg knows without them (we would have a better chance at success) he could not shine as brightly as this 'star' does.
Bugg and I
Our (mine!) company plans on doing all we can to make this company even stronger (we have no place to go, but up!) in the new year. We know we can (don't count on it) only grow (if my kids have more kids) and become a more (that one is easy to top) successful company in the future.
Bugg has since signed (he wants to eat) a new contract with our production company.
I rarely like to be photographed (I like to give my crew the credit) but, Part of Bugg's new contract states: I will (I also want to eat) promote (pimp) Bugg's and Uncle Billy's new company. I do this willingly (As long as my face is covered) for the good of our (mostly me) company. As we all know (eyeroll)...
It is a Bugg's world!
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