Our Company is Going strong! By Alabama Standards, that Is.

Denise OStarred Page By Denise O, 6th Dec 2010 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/o9cd.mqe/
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Our (my) company is thriving (we are still alive) and we would love to share our end of the year report with all our supporters.

Our yearly company report

As CEO (main talent) I would love to report on our (my) company. We have decided (no choice, he is 'the star') to name our company Bamabuggah incorporated (what we are incorporating, who knows), the name just has that certain ring of success (we will take any help at this point) for us to go even higher in our field of business.

Bugg smiled so big, when the board (me) members unanimously voted for our (my) new company name.

Bugg meant no disrespect (Sure!) to his co (Bugg knows he does it all) workers, when he showed so much joy after hearing the news of our (me) board members decision.

Bugg is just so happy that we would honour (why hurt the stars ego, eyeroll) him by naming our (my) company after him.

Bugg was so overjoyed that the board (me) members would show him so much love (If the 'star' is happy, the whole household is happy) and respect, by doing so.

Thanks!

We would like to thank all (mostly me) our employees. They seem to have no problems working together (like nailing jello to the wall) in making this one top notch outfit.

We would like to thank one of our backers. Though he has decided for the good of the company (and his reputation) he wants to remain (the restraining order was just delivered to our home office) a silent partner. We would like to let you know, just how important he has been to our (my) company.

This young man has done all he (I will be his mother in law) can to help our (my) company become the best it can be. My daughter so graciously (Her birthday is coming up) snapped this photo of the man that so generously (trash heap or me) donated the camera that makes this all happen.

B n B

We (Me) have always encouraged our employees to branch (Get off their butts!) out and be all they (some one has to get the mail) can be.

Two of our employees have branched out (They know this is a dead end street) and have started their own (<eyeroll>) business. B&B (Bad & Broke) mailroom has just opened their doors.

Bugg and Uncle Billy have been working very hard trying to make a go of their new business.

Uncle Billy delivers Bugg the mail, Bugg is always eager (yellow lab, insert anything in mouth) to help Uncle Billy out. Their team work is remarkable (If you have no other options) and helps keep their business thriving.

They have made a few (Daily) mistakes.

Why we stay with them

We stay with them because (We have no choice), they are a well oiled (If I yell, get the mail!) machine, that we just can not do without.

For now!

Technical improvements

Our equipment manager (Me) has been working very hard to keep this operation afloat.

Our equipement manager (Me) decided that we could use a update on our Alabama scanner. We must move up with the times!

Our equipment manager (me) called the head office (my head) and informed them, we need to upgrade.

Our head office (my head) went on a hunt and after 1 hour (Some one has to sit and watch 'the star') they came up with some new and improved (found more stickers) parts.

Now our photo lab technicians (me) can now scan (bend over and have a better shot of taking a clean picture of a picture) our photos with so much more ease.

Promoting from within

Our board members (me) have decided to promote from within.

We (me) have found that, with our limited (0) budget, we should give each employee (ran out of family members) a chance to move up and have a bit more responsibility.

We (me) decided (no choice) to let our hairstylist Dan, have a bit more responsibility and also allow him to make more money (If I'm happy, I spend less of his money) and have a even bigger role in our (mostly me, tyvm) company.

Dan did this so (I would shut the pie hole) we could keep this operation in tip (of a sinking ship) top shape.

On the job training

Uncle Billy starts off (grown man, can't throw) by showing Dan/hair stylist, the ropes on how to place the Alabama frizzbie (as if he can do it) so the photographer (me) can snap the perfect (as good as this shoddy camera will allow) picture of the star.

Uncle Billy/do what I say/co owner of B n B, was so happy to show (did I mention, grown man, can't throw) his fellow co-worker Dan, how to toss the perfect (at least get it up in the air) pass.

Billy was so pleased (now he doesn't have to do this) to show Dan all he could, to (pass this off) help Dan have a bigger role in our (my) company.

OOPS!

After 15 minutes of showing Dan how to (still throw like a girl) master the Alabama frizzbie, Billy allowed (I told him to get) Dan to take the reins.

Dan was doing just fine (The photographer was hit in the leg, twice!) as our photographer (Me) was about to take the perfect shot of Bugg, jumping for the Alabama frizzbie, then disaster happened (<eyeroll>).

The photographer (Me) complained to the head office (my head) about the dangerous working conditions.

The head office had to re-think (fire his butt) about Dan's role in the props department.

Bonuses

We (me) have always been very generous to our employees (they get to eat!) and this holiday season is no exception.

Our (mine) company had taken (Made the hubby give me a few bucks) out a loan and we (me) gave each employee a wonderful (dollar lottery ticket) bonus this year.

We did this because of all the (oh okay, what ever!) hard work they have (avoided at all cost) accomplished throughout the year.

As you can see, Dan our hairstylist/no longer in props, was so excited (he was just fixing to leave the house) and pleased with his (In the state of Alabama, I get half) bonus.

Dan could hardly (run out the door fast enough) contain himself.

We value all (mostly me) those that work for us

We (me) have a few more employees that have happily (better to just do it) joined our team since our (Mine tyvm) last company report.

Marcus has offered (No choice, I gave birth to him) too help out as much as he can.

Tristan my grandson (he can't walk, let alone run away), has also been a tremendous help.

Dan, Billy and Bugg have all decided (I control the TV remote) to stay with the company and help make it into the best production company (On our street) out there.

End of the year party

Our end of the year (I must feed them) party. Was a great (no one was arrested) success.

Our kitchen staff (me) served a lovely punch (red kool-aid) and our (mostly me) company even made sure our employees (most employees, as in me, passed on it) had the best vintage (Shine, supplied by Bubba, on collard green lane) of (none) bubbly we could find.

That night our hair stylist/part time caterer, supplied a box of freshly (brought home from his morning meeting) made dunk'in donuts.

We will cut no expenses (There's none to cut) for our (mostly me) employees.

When I snapped this lovely (finally got them away from the punch bowl) photo of our crew, Bugg looked (ashamed) adoringly at his crew.

Bugg knows without them (we would have a better chance at success) he could not shine as brightly as this 'star' does.

Bugg and I

Our (mine!) company plans on doing all we can to make this company even stronger (we have no place to go, but up!) in the new year. We know we can (don't count on it) only grow (if my kids have more kids) and become a more (that one is easy to top) successful company in the future.

Bugg has since signed (he wants to eat) a new contract with our production company.

I rarely like to be photographed (I like to give my crew the credit) but, Part of Bugg's new contract states: I will (I also want to eat) promote (pimp) Bugg's and Uncle Billy's new company. I do this willingly (As long as my face is covered) for the good of our (mostly me) company. As we all know (eyeroll)...

It is a Bugg's world!

My Business, our employees and our Alabama Scanner

Sometimes you come across a article that just makes you literally laugh out loud and this article, did just that to me...

74 year old Model still used for shopping. Written by: THE BARD

Please take the time to take a look at a few of my Southern Alabama inspired articles.

In Bugg's world... Snow Will happen in Southern Alabama.
Southern style... Collard greens.
Potato salad... Done Mama's way!
Southern Style Black eyes peas
Southern style... Sweet Potato Casserole.
A Glimpse into a Alabama Woman's life.

You too can share the great progress and/or also prop up your company. Join Wikinut, spread the word about your company and make money while doing so.

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author avatar Mark Gordon Brown
7th Jan 2011 (#)

very funny, a pleasure to read.... hope you post a big profit and can give everyone a raise in their dog biscuit pay

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author avatar Denise O
7th Jan 2011 (#)

Thank you Mark for your kind words and all your help.
They also hope I can make a profit. LOL
Thank you for stopping by.:)

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author avatar rajaryanme
7th Jan 2011 (#)

Man you are too good. Very well written post. LOL.

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author avatar Adsaff adsadsd
7th Jan 2011 (#)

Hehe, funny post :D Keep that up :)

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author avatar Denise O
7th Jan 2011 (#)

Thanks rajaryanme for your kind words. I am glad I made ya laugh.
Thank you for stopping by.:)

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author avatar grey
7th Jan 2011 (#)

that last picture was awesome!:D
i have a dog but i think it's impossible to make him sit still like that. but i'll try anyway. hahaXD

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author avatar Denise O
7th Jan 2011 (#)

LOL grey, I hear ya! Bugg is pretty well trained.
It was not easy though to get him to this point. I am still working with him, he is just 1 yr and 1 month old.
Thank you for your kind words and for stopping by.:)

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author avatar Denise O
7th Jan 2011 (#)

Thank you Jack for your kind words.
Thank you for stopping by.:)

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author avatar Jerry Walch
7th Jan 2011 (#)

What's left for me to say, Mark et.al. have said it all.

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author avatar Greenfaol
7th Jan 2011 (#)

LOL, excellent article :D Bugg is just sooo cute :D Thanks for sharing this xxx

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author avatar Denise O
7th Jan 2011 (#)

Thank you Jerry for your kind words. I hope all is well on Walch mountain.
Thank you for stopping by.:)

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author avatar Denise O
7th Jan 2011 (#)

Thank you green for your kind words.
Yep, Bugg is a keeper alright. The dog has captured my heart. Like the ones before, he is such a character.
Thank you for stopping by.:)

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author avatar Carol
7th Jan 2011 (#)

Great article and humour too Denise. Well earned star Bugg sure is a mail sorter! Put your pic up hun, we would love to see it.

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author avatar Denise O
7th Jan 2011 (#)

Thank you Carol for your kidn words. I think if we keep my mug off, we just might get more hits.LOL
Carol, you just gotta love ya some Bugg. He had a ball that night. LOL
Thank you for stopping by.:)

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author avatar Barbara10Broek
8th Jan 2011 (#)

That was so cool, a great way to end the day

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author avatar Denise O
8th Jan 2011 (#)

Thanks Barbara. Cool, is cool.
Thank you for stopping by.:)

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author avatar Rob Kentworth
8th Jan 2011 (#)

A fun read, Denise. Thanks for sharing. :)

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author avatar Denise O
8th Jan 2011 (#)

Thank you Rob for your kind words.
Thank you for stopping by.:)

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author avatar ppruel
9th Jan 2011 (#)

What I see here everyone cooperates. Congrats!

And Bugg is really the center of attraction. He is photogenic...Thanks friend. God bless.

More blessings to enjoy for the whole year round.

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author avatar Ava Alexander
9th Jan 2011 (#)

This is great stuff! I'd sure love to see your Christmas Letter!

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author avatar Denise O
9th Jan 2011 (#)

Sure they do ppruel, if I make them.LOL
Nahhh they are a great bunch, I tell ya.
Thank you for your kind words and for stopping by.:)

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author avatar Denise O
9th Jan 2011 (#)

Thank you Ava for your kind words. After this, I just might be on Santa's naughty list, oh well... What's new.LOL
Thank you for stopping by.:)

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author avatar Retired
15th Jan 2011 (#)

Thanks for sharing

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author avatar Denise O
15th Jan 2011 (#)

Thank you for stopping by.:)

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author avatar Brian Hartman
16th Jan 2011 (#)

Really funny post, Denise! :)

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author avatar Highlander1
16th Jan 2011 (#)

Buggs needs a promotion. Enjoyed your story!

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author avatar Denise O
16th Jan 2011 (#)

Thank you Brian, I'm glad you enjoyed it, it was really fun to do. Thank you for kind wirds and for stopping by.:)

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author avatar Denise O
16th Jan 2011 (#)

Thank you highlander, we are here to please. Funny, Bugg thinks the same thing, go figure.LOL
Thank you for your kind words and for stopping by.:)

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author avatar Blunt Head
24th Jan 2011 (#)

LMAO! Can I be Vice-President of the Company...pretty please???

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author avatar Denise O
26th Jan 2011 (#)

Thanks Blunt. Sure you can but, I have to warn you, I am not as nice as I seem in my articles, when you work for me. rofl
Of course I am!:)
Hey, I allow for smoke breaks (wink, wink). LOL
As always my friend, Thank you for stopping by.:)

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author avatar Humza
1st Mar 2011 (#)

Wow write densie, way too interesting and sort off different from what I have read from u!
Hey densie as a writer u r a pandora box within ur skills and personality, alot of ur skills are awaited to be discovered, thank God i read and discovered ur dialogue and CEO MSG skills!!!
greatt work, star well deserved!
I guess am thinking to create an article for u, but Il prefer to find more about the legendary writer densie so that I can atleast attract some visitors to read about the IRON LADY of wikinut!

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author avatar Denise O
27th Jul 2011 (#)

Humza, I have no idea how I missed this post. You are a absolute sweetheart. I find whenever someone takes the time out to give another a compliment, they are just darn good people! You are a dear friend ((((((((Humza)))))

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author avatar Phoenix Montoya
27th Jul 2011 (#)

Lol, a fun post. I've enjoyed the read Denise, thank you :D

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author avatar Denise O
27th Jul 2011 (#)

Awww Thank you Phoenix for going back to one of my older pages. I have to admit, I cracked up doing this article, I mean, the things I make my family do. Thank you my friend for stopping by, it warms my heart. :)

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author avatar Robb714
30th Jul 2011 (#)

Thanks Denise I really enjoyed this one. Bugg is just so handsome with his business attire. My Duke told me not get any silly ideas (I have) because he bites. I am looked forward to reading more of Bugg's adventures. Dog's are truly a gift from God, and cats too, I am reminded by my six.

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author avatar Denise O
30th Jul 2011 (#)

I thank you and Bugg thanks you. Treats my friend, that is how you do it. I have a piece of crisp chicken skin in my right hand, that is behind my back. shhhhh don't tell anyone my trade secrets. Robb, our guys we had for 14+ years and 12+ years just passed, Boo in 2009 and then his son Max, 2010. We also had Boo's mama and she passed (1996) while I was in Utah, attending to my mama, as she just had a heart attack. While the kids were at school and my hubby was at work, someone unlocked (pad locked) the gate and allowed her to roam free, she was hit by a car by the time my husband arrived home for his lunch, to take care of Jackie and her son Boo. We are just lucky Boo didn't run with her, Dan found him curled up in the corner, shivering when he got home. I have had some wonderful times with these dogs and they have given to my family in so many ways. Boo was my son's dog, when he passed, it just tore Marcus up, he lost his first true best friend. We did get Bugg for Max after Boo passed. Max was so upset, he missed his daddy. Max was a insulin using diabetic for the last 5 years of his life but, anyways, We got Bugg for Max, for a Christmas present, that next May, Max passed. Then all I had was Bugg until, we got Sweet Tee and now they are becoming best buds. They are a absolute joy to have. My grandson just adores Bugg and Bugg him. The first place Tristan wants to go, is to play with Bugg. We also had a (of course my daughter Krys brought this one home) 'mama can I keep it' dog but, she had to be put down. Such a sad story and one I have not yet written about but, I will. Robb, you are so easy to talk with, sorry I carried on. I know the saying goes God puts people in our paths and I am sure he also places dogs and cats in that path too, to give us more love. Thank you for stopping by.:)

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author avatar Twomoon
26th Nov 2011 (#)

lol...you crack me up!!! This was so humerous and wonderful...I had my assistant (me) type and read this...haha. I enjoyed this so much. Very clever, indeed..and the pic at the end priceless!!! I could feel the eyeroll and the tie!!!! hahaha..clever clever clever!

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author avatar Denise O
29th Nov 2011 (#)

LOL, back at ya. My friend, I will admit, there have been a few articles, I even have to say I cracked up while shooting/writing them. This is one of them. I just realized I have not linked my first company report to this one. But anyways, the Alabama scanner and Alabama frizzbie both cracked me up. My hubby and brother are real troopers and as I had them pose for pictures I would be laughing my butt off. They just stood there and took it. Also the hubby was the one that snapped up the last photo, where as it takes me around 4 or 5 shots to get a still, with this one and the photographer who was in charge, it had taken us about a good 30 shots. I laughed the whole time I was writing it also. I am working on my third one now. Believe it or not, these articles take me longer to write than any others. I am so happy you enjoyed this article, I am sorry if it seems I am bragging (never!) I really am proud of this page. It too cracks me up!LOL
I just knew you had the same sense of humour as I. As always my friend, thank you for stopping by.:)

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author avatar Songbird B
18th Jan 2012 (#)

This is the funniest article I have ever read Denise...and how did I miss it??????? You are one seriously funny talented writer my friend, and this is an amazing article that will keep me smiling long after I have logged out...A total classic, Denise!

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author avatar Denise O
18th Jan 2012 (#)

Songbird you are a sweet heart I tell you. Please do not think bad of me but, I laughed the whole entire time I put this article together. The funny thing is, it is mostly true. LOL
Now the party was not the truth but, we are allowed a little creative licensing now and then, are we not.LOL
The first one I had written about my company (Alabama scanner) also made me laugh the entire time I put it together, as that one also is the true, bless my poor family's hearts. rofl
I will put out my third installment in about 3 weeks. I have a blast doing these. I am so happy you enjoyed my page. Thank you for your kind words and as always, thank you for stopping by.:)

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