Funny Answers 3!
Q: What’s the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A: A pick pocket snatches watches. A peeping Tom watches 20
Q: What fruit teases you a lot?
A: A ba na..na..na..na..na!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didnt have the guts!
Q: What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle?
A: Run over!
Q: How did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: It was stuck to the chickens foot.
Q. How do you keep someone in suspense?
A. Oh, I'll tell you tomorrow!
Q. How come dinosaurs don't talk
A. 'Cause they're dead!
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: About 45lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband.
A: 45 minutes.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldoser.
Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
A: One more crack and I'll plaster you.
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