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The Swimming Pool
A man named macky constrcuted swimming pool for people near his home. There where two pools. It was the inaugration of the newly constructed swimming pool.
Feonila (A visitor shockingly) - Why there are two swimming pools. And why is the one is filled with water and the other is empty. When will you fill it ?
Macky - Hey the one with water is for people who knew swimming and the other which is empty is for the people who doesn't knew to swim.
The Treasure
Three people named T1, T2 and T3 went searching for a treasure in mid sea. They found the spot where the treasure was. It was a cave and T1 went on first.
T1 saw there a old man wearing goggles and having gun in his hand. The old man cannot see. So on the floor he had some dry leaves around so that if someone comes on that he can shoot after asking a question 'Who are you'.
T1 planned well and when he stamped over those leaves there was sound. The old man asked 'Who are you' and T1 said 'meowwwwwwww meowwwwww' . Old man said 'oh its the cat ? Go away Go away. And T1 took treasure for him and came out safe.
T1 told the same idea to T2 and T3 to take the treasure. T2 also did the same and took some treasure for him. It was T3's turn now.
T3 entered the cave and sound came when he stamped on the dry leaved. Old man asked the question 'Who are you?' . And as soon the answer came he shot him dead.
What did T3 tell ? .
He said ' Yeah its me the cat has come'.
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