Count Sneaky Visits THE DEVILS WORKSHOP.
Our idle minds may well be the Devil's workshop or just a place to rest our pretentions and play with our less than noble inclinations. A place to rest our minds from the unceasing labor of our daily lives, Pick one and enjoy.
- This Way To The Ferry 'Cross The Styx.
- Take Your Benches, Ladies and Gentlemen.
- Coupla Werds From Th Chief...
This Way To The Ferry 'Cross The Styx.
An idle mind is the
Devil's Workshop. It's true.
And in it there's a bench
For me and one for you.
We all remember this old saying that a mind that is idle is the Devil's Workshop. Well then, let's suppose that it is true, and that you and I from time to time with our fellow inmates in this prison our mind creates need a little mental R&R from time to time. Then a little time spent relaxing in the Devil's workshop begins to look very attractive. What idle mind then, can resist. No saint I!
Take Your Benches, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Attention all workers! Welcome to Old Ned's Workshop. Whether you are a first-timer or old hand here... we have a lot of work to be done and you will not be bored. Our projects range from politics to common thievery. Our best projects conflate the two, but there is much more here in interpersonal relationships, revenge, greed, lust and the rest of the current preoccupation with sex, envy, racism, and getting ahead in today's tight economy. If none of these current projects attract you there are Project Managers who can find projects to fit your talents, misconceptions and lack of moral fiber. Now, it must be noted that in this Workshop, religion, race, creed,or national origin do matter.. We are an unequalled opportunity employer.
Coupla Werds From Th Chief...
Let me wlcome you...al you litlle--Oh! Wrong Speech. Ahem!
Welcome to my Workshop For Idle Minds. First I would like to thank Demon Ditz for writing this welcome for me. It isn't that I can't write...I can't spell and my claws keep getting struck in the keyboard. We have provided for your pleasure the finest of modern technology. Our computers are faster than bats out of Hell, Our I-Pods, cell phones, software, and apps are the state of the art and well worth the blackmail, thievery that were used to obtain them.
Our workbenches are furnished with all the comforts of home and ergonomic to boot. You will find your self spending more and more time in these enjoyable, efficient, and guilt-free environment. Oh, did I mention that our library of erotic, pornographic, and just plain filthy fun is unrivaled by any above ground and is being added to weekly.
If anyone is for any reason displeased with their workbench or demon assistant or managers, just rig my bell and I'll look into it immediately. If you need any equipment or resource not available from your assistants or managers, just ring 'ol bell!
If any of you workbench owners ( they are yours for as long as you need them ) wish to pursue projects of your own, just run over them with your manager and then proceed. Any project that is beneficial, progressive, good, harmonious, or just squeekie clean will not be approved. Otherwise, the more selfish, mean-spirited, hateful, and self-centered, the better.
Our Motto is " The Sky's Not The Limit Here!"
I would like to thank my secretary, Demon Ditz for transcribing this diatribe. My wife, Perdida, for her inspiration and ideas as well as selfish work on her part to make our Snack Bars the miserable places to work in that they are and for producing a brood of the ugliest, meanest and most vicious little heel-nippers as has been seen south of the Styx. I also need to thank all of my in-laws for their inability to count to ten on their fingers, a great help in our accounting department. Archdemon Gaz has been an inspiration in putting together our new Public Relations Department. He has managed to overspend his budget by a factor of 10. Now, I would be amiss if I did not mention our intern, Demon Dilly,
who has been a big help in allowing us free access to her time and person. Now, to work, demons and fiends.
(Signed) Ol' Nick. In the year 100,000,098,055.