Adam and Eve
We have all had the awkward 'Birds and Bees' conversation, wether at school with the nurse, home with your parents or at the police station after an innocent. This is a short about the first ever Sex Ed.
Adam and Eve
Does everyone remember Sex Education?
You get it in year 6 where the whole class is just waiting for the teacher to say the word 'Penis'. Then you get it in year 11 and the teachers just throw handfuls of condoms at you shouting "Don't do it! Don't do it! But if you do it use at least 3 of these!".
I remember my first Sex Ed in year 6, we all sat watching a video of a man and a woman playing frisbee on a beach...naked. How that was supposed to help I will never know because I have tried it and it's not that fun.
I think its funny to think about the first ever Sex Education, now weather you believe in it or don't believe the first ever Sex Ed would be Adam, Eve and God. Adam and eve sitting on the brand new soft green grass, Adam turns to Eve and says 'Soooo, we have seen the trees, yeah, trees are cool. Seen the cows, yeah you love the cows 'moo', humans are gonna love them, gods a genius. Now, speaking of humans....how about me and you...populate the earth" and Eve says "Yeah, sure" Adam walks away "Cool, be back in a minute"
Adam gets to God "Hey God, God mate, God" God comes down "HELOOOOO" (I dont know how he talks). Adam continues "Yeah she said yes, I know! Amazing. Right, so, how do I populate the Earth? Mmhmm right...What?...My what?! In where? and it WHAT?! No I'm not doing it, I have only just seen it and that sounds dangerous...why did you make it so complicated!?"
God says "Hey, I thought it would be funny to watch"
Such a joker.
This, in a round about way, is actually why I cannot believe in the Bible. No man on Earth has the confidence, not even Bruce Willis has the confidence to walk up to the first ever woman and say "Lets do it, me and you, lets go" He is setting the standard for the rest of mankind...
Which is probably the reason we are all crap in bed. So, ladies, on behalf of Adam. I apologize.